Seen In Canton #3
Continuing with my series of drawings of real actual people I've spotted in my neighborhood, we have this dude. Don't even ask me to explain the hat. I just draw 'em as I see 'em, folks.
posted by CommonWombat at 8:14 PM
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I don't need an explanation for the hat. I need an explanation for why he's rubbing his butt.
I'm pretty sure his name is Clifton. He delivers groceries a few days a week. He like animals and has a pet fish named Steven. He's dabbled in heroine, which explains his enlarged nose and sunken cheekbones. Other than the nasty drug habit, he's generally a nice guy, though sometimes he looks through your mail.
ps - you are a really talented artist. nice work.
He is related to ET (check his fingers) and with those dog tags probably ex military intelligence (that's why he sometimes looks through your mail). Perhaps he is also related to other aliens with cone shaped heads, hence the hat. Looks like he has some seaweed belonging to Steven on his head posing as hair. Thank G*d his called Clifton and not Clifford! Has he just jiggled it?
Wait a minute. I think I slept with that guy in college.
Or was it grade school?
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