BST PLTZ EVR.
I spring blog-ward this steamy afternoon to share with you the two best license plates I have ever seen in this, our fair city.
The first was spotted in the parking lot of the Cockeysville Target a few years back. Hanging from the back of a big bulky sedan was the plate "ROTN 2AT." My friends and I puzzled over this one for a while. Clearly it's meant to be read as "Rotten to a T," but I insist to this day that the proper interpretation is "Rotten Twat."
The second one has been spotted around Mt. Vernon on several occasions. The car sports several religious bumper stickers, so the plate, which reads "J IS LORD" is obviously intended to mean "J(esus) is Lord." Unfortunately, there was apparantly no room on the plate for spaces, so it actually appears as "JISLORD." That's right, my friends, "Jizzlord."
What would Jesus do? Probably not insist that his friends call him Jizzlord.
The first was spotted in the parking lot of the Cockeysville Target a few years back. Hanging from the back of a big bulky sedan was the plate "ROTN 2AT." My friends and I puzzled over this one for a while. Clearly it's meant to be read as "Rotten to a T," but I insist to this day that the proper interpretation is "Rotten Twat."
The second one has been spotted around Mt. Vernon on several occasions. The car sports several religious bumper stickers, so the plate, which reads "J IS LORD" is obviously intended to mean "J(esus) is Lord." Unfortunately, there was apparantly no room on the plate for spaces, so it actually appears as "JISLORD." That's right, my friends, "Jizzlord."
What would Jesus do? Probably not insist that his friends call him Jizzlord.
posted by CommonWombat at 3:01 PM
5 Comments:
that first one cracked me up. Good thing I wasn't drinking.
DAMNIT!! I was going to order personalized plates that said Jizlord, but now it's taken.
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Karla said: " DAMNIT!! I was going to order personalized plates that said Jizlord, but now it's taken."
Taken in MARYLAND, Karla... You just might be in luck down there is Texas. You may yet achieve your dream of being JIZZLORD.
I should tell you that I have an ABSOLUTE OBSESSION with personalized license plates.
I hate them 2AT.
Just this weekend I saw one "2DEEPNU" -- now is this some guy bragging about the size of his, um, equipment? Or is it "to deepen you"? Either way, my life would be better if this guy was never allowed creative license at the DMV. Ha! Get it... becuase you go to the DMV for a license....
Maybe it was only funny in my head.
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