2006 Year In Review
I made 17 resolutions on New Years Eve. Most of them involved stuffing (or rather, not stuffing) various objects up my ass, but one of them was blog-related. I resolved to blog more often, once a week if possible. As you can see by the fact that it is 2 weeks into January and this is my first post of the new year, I'm already doing a bang-up job.
I promise I'll blog more this year, and I promise that you will continue to wish I hadn't. To get that ball rolling, and to set the tone for the horror that will follow, here is my 2006 Year In Review. Also known as 26 pictures I took of myself shitting in various public restrooms.
Here's to an even more productive 2007!
I promise I'll blog more this year, and I promise that you will continue to wish I hadn't. To get that ball rolling, and to set the tone for the horror that will follow, here is my 2006 Year In Review. Also known as 26 pictures I took of myself shitting in various public restrooms.
Here's to an even more productive 2007!
posted by CommonWombat at 10:46 PM
18 Comments:
There are no words...
None of those were taken in my bathroom, as far as I can tell, so I'm glad for that. Still, I find the sight of you without pants almost as disturbing as the sight of you WITH pants.
Far more disturbing, though, is the third picture down on the left side. I can only assume that the reason you've only pictured yourself from the jowls up is you're completely naked in that shot. For that I both thank you and hate you.
Goddamnit, I hate it when I post a comment and then realize afterward I was signed in to my stupid Google account instead of Blogger.
You really must post more often this year. I hate checking every day only to the same thing staring back at me. I know you MUST be funny more than a few times a year...and you know, you could post even if it's not totally hysterical and we'd still love you.
CW: I just loved the second picture down on the right. You look downright coquettish, sitting there, with a look of satisfaction:)
i like how often you have your sunglasses on, like their part of the ritual.
also, i will be saving this and then cutting it in pieces so i can reshape it properly for my desktop wallpaper.
I like the gangsta lean that you are displaying in the 7th picture from the top, right-hand column.
I'm thinking that those pics would great for an inspirational calendar titled: Porcelain Visions or Come Crap with Me.
"More productive."
HA!
Get it? Because you'll produce more poop.
I've never seen a more perfect argument for the complete abolition of cell phone cameras.
Dude, where are the money shots?? Come on, you know you have them. I'm guessing #8 produced a log about three feet long. And #19 looked like you had the squirts. Am I close?
I was hoping these icky pictures were a sham, but then I noticed I could see a bit of your hairy leg in some of the shots (which would imply your pants are down).
How amusingly disgusting. You never disappoint (except yourself perhaps, in that last shot when you seem constipated?)
I am hoping by providing a soundtrack to this post, perchance it might wriggle a fresh post out of you sometime soon?
Oh and PS: Yes. That came from my pucker. "Xenical and you, farteriffic together."
So it's now march 3... how's that resolution to blog more coming??? ;)
Hope all is well!
At this point, I think it's safe to say that we all know where your promises come from...
I think the writing you've done since January 11 has been your best work of all. Don't ever change.
If this blog were a toilet, you'd give it more attention.
You're so good at filling things with crap, you'd figure writing some more in your blog would just come naturally to you.
I can't wait for the 2008 Year in Review.
Jesus, PLEASE put Karla out of her misery. Next thing you know, she'll be making cakes with her neighbor again, and we can't allow that to happen.
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